how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.
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We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
What I’d Wear : The Outfit Database
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Monopoly just got real.
Things that need to be more affordable:
-whole, natural foods
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
more things that need to be more affordable:
more things that need to be more expensive:
-fines on DUIs
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Tiger (by lmstonenhp1)
going to college like
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