Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
babe can i show you my d*ck
white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”
"I’d rather insects be more comfortable than Brown people"
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
shinee abt 2 wake up n find ‘ur next’ written in blood on the dorm bathroom’s mirror
am i the only one who gets insanely depressed about the fact that the actresses who play the clones don’t get to joke around with each other on set and hang out after they’ve finished filming and be best friends for life because they are literaLLY THE SAME PE RSON
Steal Their Look: Iggy Azalea and Macklemore
Holsum Country-Style White Bread (x2): $15.99
Kraft Mayo: $2.50
(Source: poussboo, via deflatingchimpanzee)
Is your older brother hot — Ancient proverb (via intensional)
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A grape, wearing a raspberry.
I am froot.
just saw an anti violence campagn that said “real men don’t hit women” like???? yes. yes they do. those are real men doing those things, and that’s why i don’t trust them. stop appealing to men’s fragile masculinity in order to coerce them into being decent human beings 2k14.
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